TV Worth Watching: Spike’s “Deadliest Warrior”

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Now this is some entertaining TV! Deadliest Warrior is a new show on Spike that’s a great combination of science and history – they pluck warriors out of history and pit them against each other. They bring together practitioners of each style of fighting, using historically accurate weapons, and measure the force, speed, accuracy, and damage of those weapons. I used to be really into ancient weaponry when I was younger – and in fact still have about half a dozen bladed weapons in my house – so this is endlessly entertaining to me to watch these recreations. Fun stuff. Sometimes there are some head-scratching moments on the show, like why they wouldn’t test the Samurai’s katana thrusting through the viking chain mail when a slashing strike had no effect (bit of a spoiler there for you), but all in all they’re pretty fair with their assessments. Next week it’s Spartan vs. Ninja – which should be cool to watch!

Psst…Amazon, HD-DVD Lost the War!

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I was buzzing around Amazon.ca this morning, doing some ordering, and came across the listing of Transformers in HD-DVD format for an amazing $34.95 CAD. HD-DVD is dead and buried – boy am I glad I only bought six HD-DVD movies – and the discs still being sold in that format should be priced at bargain-basement rates if they hope to sell them. Amazon doesn’t seem to agree.

May 2009: Are You Ready For This Movie Fans?

May is going to be one hell of a month for big blockbuster movies! I can’t wait – I’ll definitely be going to the movie theatre three times that month. Check out what’s coming…

The Best Fan-Made Fake Movie Trailer Ever? THUNDERCATS, HO!

I lost count of the number of movies that they pulled from – someone should host a contest where you have to figure out how many movies they used…but since they listed them in the YouTube sidebar, I guess it wouldn’t be a very fun contest. 😉 Among the many I saw were Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade, Troy, Lord of the Rings, X-Men, Aliens, and more. They used frame by frame Photoshop retouching to overlay Thundercats “faces” onto the actors. I can’t imagine how long this would have taken – go check out the high-quality version.

X-Men Origins: Wolverine

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I’ve been a big fan of the X-Men since I was in my early teens, collecting several variations of the X-Men comics for about a decade. I no longer actively follow the comic books, but I remain a big kid at heart where comic book super heroes are concerned. On May 1st, X-Men Origins: Wolverine comes out, and they’ve just released the trailer for it. One word: awesome! I’m tempted to go to the IMDB listing and see who’s in the movie – the characters I mean – but I want to be surprised. Gambit is in the trailer, but beyond that I was unable to identify the other heroes and villans (I think that big guy is supposed to be The Blob). May can’t come soon enough!

Star Trek Trailer: Sweet Mother of Gorn!

I don’t know how I managed to miss this, but the new, and first real movie trailer, for the new Star Trek movie is up over on Apple.com. I just watched the 720p version a couple of times, and it looks freakin’ amazing! I still have some lingering fears over this movie, and what it means for the Star Trek franchise as a whole, but if the movie is as entertaining as the trailer, it should be a great movie (boy, have I said that a lot of times in the past!). I’ve never watched Lost, but I think Fringe is mighty good, so I have hopes that ol’ JJ Abrams can pull this off…we’ll see.

CSI Miami: You Are Dead to Me

I’ve been a fan of CSI, in all its forms, since the very beginning. I’ve enjoyed each show as they’ve spun off from the original, but I’ve watched CSI Miami go downhill for so long now that I just can’t take it anymore. It’s a combination of things I just couldn’t take any longer: Horatio Cane’s penchant for standing sideways, appearing out of thin air, wearing his sunglasses indoors, and spouting idiotic one-liners. And poor writing that made CSI Miami into more of a wannabe cop action drama than something that relied on forensics and science.

And speaking of science and technology, all the CSI shows have gone overboard when it comes to one-upping each other with who can have the coolest animations for Codis DNA lookups. But CSI Miami somehow traveled a decade into the future and gained access to 9th generation Microsoft Surface computing workstations – you know, the ones with 120 inch wide-screen displays, the ability to place any phone on the surface and immediately pull data off of it, and 3D projection displays. It’s like each member of the special effects department working on CSI Miami takes a hit of acid before they work on an episode and they come up with increasingly crazier technologies that don’t yet exist. Every year the show gets more and more unrealistic, likely to compensate for the increasingly poor writing.

CSI Miami, you are dead to me. There are better things to watch on TV, like The Mentalist.

Movies Worth Renting: Max Payne

Never having played the Max Payne games, or knowing anything about them, I went into this movie purely based on the strength of the movie trailer, which I thought looked cool. All those dark angel-type-creatures, and the dialogue (“The devil is building his army…”) gave me the impression that this movie would have a Constantine vibe to it. I don’t want to ruin the movie for anyone, but let’s just say that the trailer gave me a false impression and as a result I was kind of disappointed in the movie. It wasn’t bad by any means, but in my opinion it wasn’t worth seeing in the movie theatre – it’s more of a $5 investment than a $25+ investment.

TV Worth Watching This 2008/2009 Season

Beyond my usual fare of The Daily Show, Smallville, and all the CSI shows (even the oft-mockworthy CSI Miami), I’m enjoying a new show called Fringe. It’s sort of like X-Files for the 2008 era, only with better special effects and a broader paranormal scope. This time instead of a red-headed hot FBI agent, they’re using hot blond Australian import (Anna Torv)…as an FBI agnet. I think she looks shockingly like Poppy Montgomery from Without A Trace…whom I’ve just discovered is also from Australia. Something in the water perhaps?

I’m also enjoying Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles with Summer Glau, who channels some Sigourney Weaver ass-kicking vibes. What are you watching this TV season?